... I'm seething here , the third edition of La Mitica departing from Fausto Coppi's home village on Sunday and I've got to accompany my little princess to San Siro to see One friggin bastard Direction ! 11 hours of my life and a bike race thrown away Me and her friend's Dad are going to have the worst ever Sunday of our lives.
Too right! They could've chosen a better venue!
Tell yer what Membs , if I ever run inrto that odious ponce Simon COWELL * , he's a dead man To add insult to injury I've got to go to San Siro again early July to see that ridiculous old codger and waste of space Vasco Rossi (With the good lady wife) My inner Buddhist is telling me I must have been a Nazi war criminal in my previous life based on what is happening to me now musically ! It's a good job I seen the Levellers on me birthday in Belgium
EDIT *Apologies to fans of venrable shakespearian actor Callow