I also arrived at this one late last night Martin, I think you should just use your forum administrator powers to edit Ivan's post and make it look like he got his counting wrong and committed a schoolboy error.
Come come It's not that hard
Mr Bongo's militia or even that faux speccy- eyed scouser and Ali Bongo doppelganger Elvis Costello ripped off Abba's "Dancing Queen" lock stock and barrel to sing about Oliver's one !! We are nearly there. The Confucians are right , if you sit long enough on the river bank you'll see your enemy's corpse come floating past How he traumatised me as a youngster with that mocking lyric "England cannae do it , cos they didnae qualify !"
The vacuous Eton Toff is supposedly running the UK !
Oakwood = Tan
Bitumen = Tar
Hardly rocket science is it lads ?