Metamatic Forums Socialising The Green Room The Cycling/Footy thread (ttfkaRads)

Ok my trusty gregario and fellow Gutturnio drinker , got to head back to work
Will you be on here later for post match analysis ?

May the more cumbersome pedestrian and technically lacking team win tonight dahnt'Lern !

post match analysis ?

Bleedin' hell! Where's Ivan gone! Help! He's been replaced by Alan Hansen!

Fisticuffs in a specially designated area as organised prior to the game by both firms will commence in the car-park round the back of Lidl after the game.

And then we'll all go down the pub after for some scran.

COP THE BOATRACE! Why if it isn't my ol' muckers Rads 'n' Ivan enjoying a couple of Britneys dahn the rub-a-dub.


(oh no . .thr dreaded Cockney slang mode has kicked in ...I should coco!)

"We don't care, we don't care - we've got our drinks on the sideboard here..."

Hahahahahahaha! This made me laugh – fascinating snippet from Wikipedia; ‘They opened for Led Zeppelin at the 1979 Knebworth Festival’

‘Kashmir’ or ‘Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn to Margate’?

“Yer can keep yer Costa Brava

You know that I would rather –

‘ave a day dahn in Margate

With all me fam-i-lee”


[followed by a Bobby Crush style organ solo - BEAT THAT Page!]

Well, would you adam n eve it!

Climbing that Apple and Pear-way to Heaven innit ..

Well done Gazza, All the best for your title challenge . I'm fuming at the ineptitude of our performance , Time we got a decent goalie and got rid of that idiot between the sticks Can we have Gomes ? That's how bad it is , If you think of the gaping quality gap between Foxx and Ure and multiply it by ten you'll get an idea of the chasm between Southall and Howard To stay in tune with your Cockney rhyming slang above our present custodian might be described as
Barry White
Eartha Kitt
Scooby Doo
J Arthur Rank
Pony
Take your pick mate , it all amounts to the same

Cheers Guv,

I stand by my initial prediction because that’s how it looked for a full hour – it had 1-1 written all over it, Lennon’s goal only kick-starting the match proper.

But then there was THAT goal from Accident & Emergency (above) and the tempo went up. You don’t want Gomes though – sweet jesus no. Yes, Moyesy was gnashing and snarling at some proper ineptitude but…it also helped that the ref clearly doesn’t like your lot much. Yes, that was a penalty.

PS - Rumours are that Pienaar is off on loan…to your lot! WTF!? If that happens it has to be the most pointless transfer ever.

Anyway - back to more important stuff - Chas 'N' Daving Led Zep songs;

Rockney And Roll
Ardiles Last Stand

When The LEVY Breaks
I win Gazza !*

*wish it was the friggin' footy

mmm... Sadly, I'm not too savvy on songs of either said artistes; the best I can muster is

Whole Lotta Rabbit-Rabbit-Rabbit....