Originally posted by Birdsong:
Saw the latest Alice In Wonderland film last week. Truly, truly disappointing.
Totally, but I expected as much!
Saw it a few weeks ago myself, was persuaded to go along after watching the achievement of Avatars 3D world, so I thought that Alice and 3D would surely be good to see, if nothing else given that Burton is an artist I expected it to be a visually interesting picture. But the addition of 3D felt un-natural in places, particularly if there was any fast movement, made me feel slightly dizzy. The colourful landscape was nice, but nothing was as fantastic as I’d expected it to be, there was no originality in Burtons Alice. In the scene where the Red Queen’s army battles with the White Queen it was obvious to me that the visuals had been inspired by Mark Ryden:
http://www.wondertoonel.com/ (an artist whose work Burton collects), but this was a sanitised version of the ‘retro children’s book style meets butchers shop nightmares’ typical of Ryden’s world.
Alice appearing in a shining suit of armour for the battle was a nice touch, but there must be some filtering over from other films in Hollywood that happens during production, at the height of the story she had to fight a Dragon to save the day, I felt that I’d recently seen the same thing in a film, oh yes, in Avatar, with Sam Worthington’s character Jake Sully fighting the corporate business Dragon to save the Na’vi, (and in fact there were two Dragons for the price of one to fight in Avatar, the corporation, and colonel Quaritch in his exo-skeleton machine, or AMP Mech for all the techies out there).
I used to like a lot of Burton’s films, back in the days of
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (long before his big adventure was in a sex cinema!), and
Beetlejuice,
Edward Scissorhand’s, and
The Nightmare Before Christmas. But it was with
Planet Of The Apes and ever since then that I’ve gradually been disappointed by his films, and with Alice he was clearly going through the motions. As an ex-animator he should have taken some inspiration from this film for a bit of fantastic interpretation:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jan-Svankmajers-...70113832&sr=1-1 Burton’s usual posse’ was assembled for Alice, Best Wife as Mad Queen, Best Friend as Mad friend. With Helena Bonham-Carter as her tiresome ‘kooky’ self, kooky at least since she kicked the Merchant Ivory gigs long ago and got in tow with Burton. Johnny Depp (who I like a great deal) phoned in his usual
I’m mad and camper than the campest Christmas Panto performance, this time swapping the Paul Whitehouse cockney for a Scottish cartoon based on Rab C Nesbitt’s smelly dirty string vest.
The acting of the White Queen was annoying, basically consisting of holding her hands aloft in the air like she didn’t quite know what to do with them, and tilting her head from side to side like she’s hearing sounds that no-one else can hear, probably from some
far away place where little fairies and elves sleep soundly in a sheltered glade and the wind whispers gently through the tiny little blue-bell trees…Worst of all was the dully predictable and unnecessary back-story concerning Alice’s enforced engagement, stuffy English middle-class in-laws-to-be, and her late fathers business empire, and yes, in Burton’s Victorian England even a strange and pale faced little girl can get a job in her daddies business with her crazy dream about enforced colonialism of Johnny foreigner, sorry, I meant to say of course, wholly acceptable business expansion with China that wouldn’t involve the exploitation of anyone, especially the poor.
The film ended on a musical song and dance, a true sign that a film is a stinker, (unless it’s a musical), my companion to the cinema looked round at me during that scene, knowing full well that I was sinking into my seat in horror at this point. Johnny Depp, doing his Mad Hatter
McFartyWarty dance, or something like that, he’d so longed to do it throughout the film, finally he got his moment, and we got our climax, was it good for you dear, err, no, I think I’ll go just back to giving Tim Burton films in the cinema a miss in the future, cheaper to watch them on TV.