Friends, Romans and forum posters, lend me the contents of your wallets. Well, a very small portion of them anyway!

As some of you may know, but most of you probably don't, I've been compiling an e-book consisting of nonsense verse I have written over the last two years. It's called The Book of Daves and Other Nonsense. Having no other sales outlet, I decided to advertise it on eBay but sadly, people have been avoiding it in droves.

If anyone fancies helping out a struggling, unemployed poet, please consider buying a copy. It's in Adobe PDF format and retails (or will do if some bugger will buy it) for the princely sum of £3.47 (whatever that equates to in your own currency). Aw, go on, I only need to sell one copy to a) cover my eBay / PayPal fees and b) make me feel the whole effort wasn't a total waste of time!

Here's the link:

http://tinyurl.com/48gh34


Thank you.

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