lol glad I wasn't the only one who thought this 'seminar' was a load of old balls
My other half (who has, bless him, heard more John Foxx and watched more wierd British sci-fi such as 'The Stone Tape' than any normal man should have to suffer) quipped that it was rather like the panelists were a bit skint, and were gonna be meeting up at the John Foxx gig to have a chat anyways, and decided they would chance their arms and charge people £2 each to listen to it.
In terms of elementary professionalism, it was balls: the Roundhouse made us stand in a queue outside on one of the hottest days of the year, for nearly half an hour past the "doors open" time, for no apparent reason, then we got to sit and wait inside for close to another half hour... the bloody thing only was meant to be an hour in the first place!
And I cannot stand "talks" when the speakers have no clue how to use a mic! HINT: point the mic at the mouth. Get the speaker to talk into it.
I could hear alright, but dunno if folk at the back could.
As for the content - well, meh.
Fisher appeared flustered and scattered, not really introducing himself or the panelists or really explaining what they were talking about or why.
And really, whilst I can take the sorts of ideas they were tossing around so far, as kinda interesting musings, I felt it went far beyond that and I began to imagine I was watching some kind of farcical Monty Python spoof panel discussion.
It also reminded me of why I ultimately cancelled my subscription to 'The Wire' magazine....
"Hi, I'm Ian Banks! I lived in a squat for years and spent most of the time filming irrelevant crap on a wonky Super8 which finally broke. So I forgot about it and left a all the footage lying in my room cos I'm a bit of a messy pig. Anyways, 30 years later I gave some bits of it to John Foxx and he picked about 3 minutes out of 30 hours of it and put some random sounds against it and we thought it looked really cool! lol! And it had old things I filmed in 1974 in it and, you know what - they look different now! WOW!"
"Yeah hi were in Ghostbox or some sh1t like that and we're really cool cos we were kids in the 70s and we like cool things like 'The Stone Tape' and sh1t like that cos we're cool, y'know? Anyways we got all this random footage and random noises and put it on our Mac and yeah it looked all wierd and we thought it was cool! WOW! And like it's really cool because like if you watch some cool old TV programme, the hairstyles are all old like in the 70s and the shop fronts look a bit different! WOW! This proves our theory about the Brontosaurus which is our theory, by us (that is to say: we) and what this theory is is that the cool things about the past are different to today because things were different in the past, because things change, but if you look at them, today, in the present, you can see they are from the past. This is our cool theory. It is by us."
...
But hey,
doubtless they recontextualised the blurred margins of the present within the framework of the past presentation of the future and a nexus of coolness cross-mediated by the interchange of Jane Asher's hair with the Radiophonic Workshop.
(HINT: The Stone Tape is not just COOL because it's an old telly programme that no-one much has heard of that you happen to have watched and it happens to be from 1972 and so looks and sounds a bit old:
it is primarily cool because it is a GOOD STORY with GOOD CHARACTERS and GOOD DIALOGUE written by a GOOD WRITER (Nigel Kneale) and acted by GOOD ACTORS (Ian Cuthbertson, Mike Bryant, Jane Asher), well directed, well lit, well shot, good sets, good soundtrack..... and it was good IN 1972, when it was in the PRESENT, and it is not just cool now because Ghostbox happen to like it).
AARGH.
Needless to say, when they announced that they wanted to finish by showing another 20 minute film of random grotty footage accompanied by random sounds, we thought
"er that's OK guys, I think we'll pass"... a nice meal in a nice restaurant before John Foxx seemed much more tempting.
(Cos John Foxx is GOOD primarily cos he writes GOOD SONGS with GOOD SOUNDS and GOOD TUNES and GOOD LYRICS and PLAYS THEM WELL ON STAGE, not because he is recontextualising the blurred margins of his own arse from 1980 or blah blah blah. As an investigation into this theory, it may be noted that they audience all cheered and enjoyed hearing good songs like "Underpass" and "Slow Motion" at the gig).